The Gospel According to St. Fresnel of the Miraculous Lens Chapter One, Verses One through Six 1. In the Beginning, God created the Aircraft Carrier, and the seas upon which it floateth; and yet there was complete Darkness upon the face of the earth. And, as we traveled, there came to us, as a voice out of the darkness, an Angel of the Lord, saying, "On centerline, on glideslope, three quarters of a mile, call the ball." I reflected upon these words, for I was still yet engulfed in complete darkness. With deep feeling and doubt overwhelming my countenance, I glanceth towards my companion at my right hand and saith, "What seeth thou, trusted friend?", and there was a great silence. Gazing in a searching manner and seeing naught, my companion saith, "Nothing but darkness above and darkness below." 2. And God spoke to me, and He said, "Low ball....power". As the Lord saith, so shall it be, and I added power; and lo, the ball riseth up onto the botto...