FOR PILOTS Pilots: People who drive airplanes for other people who can't fly. Fighter Pilots: Cold, steely eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average Fighter Pilot, despite sometimes having a swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anyone else. Words of Wisdom From Aviators: · Flying is a hard way to earn an easy living. · Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane; the pessimist, the parachute. If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage helicopter fly-ins? Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed. Real planes use only a single stick to fly. This is why bulldozers and helicopters ...